Two Sentence Novels
Mandalay Publishing has introduced an exciting new line of ‘Just-My-Size’ novels for the modern reader on-the-go who doesn’t need some 1000 page book to impress their friends.
Moonlight, Lovelight
By: Samantha Rawlings
When Alison and Jayson first met that star-filled night they fell in love, immediately. There were some ups and downs but in the end, they worked through it all, accepted the reality of each other’s flaws and lived in moderate happiness.
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Blood Orange Pulp
By: D.W. Pike
It was dark and rainy night and only Brock Hartwell knew the horrors that lay in store for Veronica at the hands of the Duggan Gang. Once inside the tall Gothic building and after shaking the drops off his long trench coat, he went inside the smoky room, all eyes on him and stopped them.
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Death of a Cucumber
By: Basil Farrington
There was a sudden crash, the breaking of glass and a ruby mist in the air – Margaret knew she had only moments to live; but could she find the cucumber in time? Yes, and no.
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The Funniest (and Smartest) Guys in the Room
By: Asher Goldstein
We were all young and in our twenties, clueless as to how the world worked when we first met at the firm of Boulter-Lorenz-Wallraven-Smith and I’ll never forget that first day of work with Manny shouting: “It’s not like it’s illegal to jerk off at work!” and with that we all agreed it should be. After that day some of us had success, others failed in spectacular ways and on my deathbed I realized that it had all been worth it.
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Tears of a Clown
By: Roselle McFadden
When it became clear that Roger and Beatrice the Clown were about to consummate their love, she began to remove her motley skirt and pink wig—
“No,” Roger said yearningly. “Leave it on”. It got a little steamy after that and several more times going forward, in lots of other exotic positions and the occasional use of food.
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FutureSpace 2213
By: Wesley Muraoka
In the future, everyday things will be very different but largely life will be pretty much the same, only with more robots, EXPLOSIONS and technologies that haven’t been invented yet. It is this future that Citizen Aggregate Lifeform #836246 (or CAL for short) works diligently to save from a powerful but ultimately conquerable foe called The Minister of Darkness, who in the end, dies in a spectacular fashion.
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A Healthier You! A Modern-day Guide for Modern-day Gals
By: Dr. Richard Yost, MD, DDS, CYO
Healthiness comes from eating appropriate quantities of good food and exercising but it’s really hard to do all that work: push-ups, sit-ups, running, counting calories – who’s got the time. Place this book somewhere in your house, in the open, so people can see that you’re really into health and wellness and enjoy the sense of satisfaction you get from thinking about doing something positive for yourself.
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McManish (traditional)
Translated By: Oscar Pennington
McManish was a strong, brutal and above all else, masculine hero/warrior/king. His greatest strength ended up being his greatest weakness; which led to his undoing.