Top Five Weirdo Animals
Not all creatures are cute and cuddly. Some are just plain weird. Here are the TOP FIVE WEIRDO ANIMALS:
Platypus
A mammal that lays eggs. Has venomous spines on hind legs. Four-headed penis with spikes on it. Does not dream.
Armadillo
Comes with a built-in suit of armor. Terrible eyesight. Likes to dig. Over 100 teeth.
Maned Wolf
Long-legged macdaddy dog. Looks like a fox, called a wolf, is neither. Known chicken thieves.
Vampire Bat
Drinks blood. Lives in caves. Flies like a bird. DRINKS BLOOD!
Humans
Wears clothes. Destroys environment. Invents weapons that can wipe out own species. Strange sexual hang-ups. Plastic surgery. Religion. Blogs.