Top Five Birds
Birds are awesome. They can fly. They can walk. Some can even swim. They eat everything. They sing beautiful little songs for us. They fly and swoop and eat bugs. These are the Top Five Birds.
The Swallow
Fast, cunning, and known for aerial acrobatics, this little guy is a mosquitoes worse nightmare. Plus, he cute. Look at that face.
The Humble Chicken
Delicious, silly, and a twofer since they can also give us eggs. Let’s hear it for the hens of America.
Wild Turkey
Like a chicken and a dinosaur had a one night stand. They strut around like they own the block. And you know what? They do.
Hawk
Now we’re talking. Look at those eyes. That beak. These bad boys can grab a baby and escape to the heavens. Much respect.
EAGLE!
Come on! What else could it be? There’s a reason why it’s our bird. It’s like a goddamned dragon it is.